You Deserve a Cruise Birthday Card

You deserve a cruise…

…down the block. Now go get yourself a coffee. 🤭

This playful watercolor birthday card features a coquette cruise ship adorned with pink bows — followed by a cheeky surprise inside. Perfect for best friends, sisters, coworkers, or anyone who deserves a little birthday laugh.

Sweet on the outside. Slightly sarcastic on the inside.

✿ Front text: You deserve a cruise
✿ Inside text: ...down the block. Now go get yourself a coffee. Happy birthday!

✿ What’s Included ✿
1 × 5x7 folded greeting card
1 × A7 envelope (matching color or white—your choice)

✿ Specs & Materials ✿
Size: 5x7 in (A7), folded
Paper: Linen Textured Cardstock, White, 250g / 92lb
Printing: full-color front; inside prewritten message
Envelope: pink, blue, or white

✿ Kindly Note ✿
• Colors may vary slightly due to monitor settings and the natural texture of linen paper.
• Each card is printed and assembled by hand; tiny variations are part of the charm.

✿ Shipping Info (paper goods) ✿
To keep your costs low, cards ship via standard letter mail without tracking in a protective sleeve and rigid mailer. You can upgrade to tracked shipping at checkout if preferred.

We’re currently unable to ship to the EU.

📎 Please note: If you also purchase mugs, totes, or other non-paper products, they will ship separately. Thank you for your understanding! 🌸

✿ All designs are hand-drawn, heart-made, and crafted with care. ✿